Why so crazy? Why so awake?
My couch is impatiently awaiting your arrival.
I’m watching more Degrassi Junior High, wondering why I’ve never gone by L.D. Can I start now? Am I cool enough? I don’t think I’m cool enough.
A guy lovingly referred to as “Linkin Park Dude” by my friends, is asleep on my couch. It is almost 1pm. Do I wake him up? I have opted for hiding in my room until I hear movement. Maybe I’ll go make coffee. What is the protocol here!?
KAY. Really though. Tumblr is telling me to move to Montreal. Do I have to speak French?
wondershh replied to your post: I had the most disgusting dreams last night. There…
Is it weird that I automatically thought they were kind of cute because you said kitten?
Ahahaha… I guess that was a poor choice for comparison.
I had the most disgusting dreams last night. There were huge worms (like… kitten-sized), and they had tiny misshapen arms and legs that just hung there, useless. They looked like something between a fetus, a lawn gnome, and a slug. They were slimy. And they squirmed around my apartment making these awful screeching noises.
What is wrong with me.