I just paid £3.50 for a drink at the pub to steal their wifi, and it is working like an asshole. Also, there’s nowhere private to sit, so I have to turn the brightness way down and tilt my screen awkwardly to shield the (screaming) children and general public from seeing all the naked people all over my dash.
For these reasons, when I come back here tonight for a co-worker’s birthday party, I am smuggling in a £3 bottle of wine, and buying nothing.
