July 2012
June 2012
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The cliché is that you're a woman trapped in a man's body, but it's not that simple. It's a feeling of detachment from your body and from yourself. And It's shitty, man. It's really fucking shitty.
–Laura Gabel describing gender dysphoria
Yes
“One is what one is, partly at least.”
—Samuel Beckett
It’s really difficult to have pants with tiny holes in the crotch because I HAVE TO play with them. It’s a thing.
I love redheads because
the fact that Morgan’s pubes are fire engine red makes the ridiculous things they do whilst naked just that much more entertaining. Even if it’s playing with the cat while they have a bird on their head.
I don’t have a thing for redheads really, but ginger pubic hair is totes awesome I tell you what.
Not sayin’ just sayin’.
So this drunk guy got on the bus and tripped so I guess I laughed because i was all DUDE YEAH I’M SO DRUNK TOO LET’S BE BFFS but he hated me because I laughed at him then I cried for ten minutes on the bus because somebody didn’t like me and I need to get more emotionally mature or just jump off a balcony or something.
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Pretty Things and Naughty Thoughts: Philippe got on my hand this evening! →
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yuhs:
This is huge news, as he was treated poorly by the pet store we bought him from, and he is a little timid at time. We have owned him since october and this is the first time he has responded to “Step up” and i am so proud of him and happy!
He takes a lot of work but hey, i’m a…
Baby, our bird’s name is Elton. Oliver is a cat and there never was an Elliot. This was a very confusing post.
Fuck off you knew who i was when you married me. and there was too an elton, cuz i tried really really hard to name you that for a while and I can see my hands in my glasses as I type and it’s weirrrrd.
lollllllllllllllll I think you mean Elliot now.
Pretty Things and Naughty Thoughts: Philippe got on my hand this evening! →
biscuitmunroe.tumblr.com
This is huge news, as he was treated poorly by the pet store we bought him from, and he is a little timid at time. We have owned him since october and this is the first time he has responded to “Step up” and i am so proud of him and happy!
He takes a lot of work but hey, i’m a…
Baby, our bird’s name is Elton. Oliver is a cat and there never was an Elliot. This was a very confusing post.
Hi can somebody come clean my house and do my laundry I’ll make you ginergy drinks and let you pet my cat and spit off my balcony.
I’m bleeding and my life is really hard can someone pls buy me two boxes of oreos and come smoke a million bowls and watch Lie To Me instead of what I’m supposed to do tonight because I can’t move/get out of bed.
Mostly the oreos.
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Currently designing fancy new ways to take pictures of my self/babes.
I need something small and heavy. Where do you buy a paper weight?
We bought a bukket (www.bukket.com). I am so ridic right now.
Why don’t I write about life any more?
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crazy bathroom bitch
- our Pride parade in Edmonton was today and Morgan and I were in the mall and went to the bathroom. Some old lady follows behind us pointing and screaming at Morgan
- CBB: Is that a man or a woman!!!!!!!
- Me: *turn around and give her a dirty look and shake my head*
- CBB: Is that a man or a woman!!!!!
- Me: nevermind.
- CBB: Is that a man or a woman!!!!!
- now, at this point we are in the bathroom line with like 20 women, a lot of which are half naked queer girls. I have clearly heard her and am telling her to go away. I get between her and Morgan and say
- Me: None of your business
- CBB: IS THAT A MAN OR A WOMAN!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!!??!?!?
- Me: FUCK OFF!!!!
- CBB: *leaves and comes back* I was just wondering if it's a man.
- EXCUSE ME CUNT? I lost my mind at this point and for some reason asked her
- Me: are you a man or a woman?! Just fucking fuck off!
- *CBB leaves
- other woman in line: that was a very rude thing to say to an old woman.
- the fuck?!?!?!? like.... gah. i'm still so mad and upset.
- (one million thank-yous to my baby for enabling me to shrug my shoulders and wait in the line I chose)
We live in a bachelor apartment. We now have space for nine to sleep before we resort to the floor. Basically what I’m saying is… come over.
What is the center of everything that is? I feel like there should be some dark middle that I could hide inside.
- A & L talking about weddings
- L: I can tell you like... really want it.
- A: It will be my masterpiece.
- Shit dudes I should probably do something about this some day.
